Birthday MUTHAFUCKAZZZ

Hey Bitches,

Saturday July 23rd at Mitch and my house

Friday is my birthday and that means the return of the original Pirates versus Ninjas party on Saturday. This is pretty much the best party in the whole universe because I know all of the coolest people and when they all show up dressed as pirates or ninjas to do battle, only awesome things can happen. As is traditional Rum, Sake, and some PBR will be available until its gone (for free to boot!), otherwise it's bring your own booze, sucka! There will also be awesome cookin' out early on, and streaming pirate and ninja movies and music. Come dressed as whatever you feel like. I'm tired of hearing about how boring everyone's summer is, there are two damn parties this weekend and if that doesn't give you shit to do, you should just go kill yourself.

The schedule for partying is as follows
Cookin' out and movies: 8pm-ish
Drinkin' and Fightin': 9:30pm-infinity
Cops bust our shit up: ~12:17am

My house is on 317 Glenn Street in Normal
If you have questions, comments or need directions, call my cell at (309)838-2170

Okay, come if you can...the more pirates and ninjas the more hilarious
Pete